Golden Globes Wrap up

Thank you to all who entered the contest! Surprisingly, I had many ballots from men! Who knew you guys were so into the GGs! The winner was Jessica from San Diego who guessed them all correctly except one. Great job Jessica and thanks for reading! Your prize of this really cute retro calculator watch is on its way.


Ricky Gervais was all hype. Said he came back to host because everyone said he wouldn't be invited back. Well he was invited back because he pissed off so many people. Don't think he'll be invited back now! Snooooze Ricky, saaaa-nooooze. So disappointed in you. A Kardashian marriage joke? Bottom of the barrel sir. I did laugh a few times and hit my sister simultaneously (I do that when I laugh) so he was funny but sparingly so. And didn't it feel like he had about a total of 12 minutes of screen time? Lame.

I did enjoy the many penis references (Clooney to Fassbender and the hilarious Seth Rogan) and Ricky seemingly outing Jodi Foster and her beaver.

And WHERE WAS RYAN GOSLING?????

And HOW HANDSOME DID LEO LOOK???? (will he ever win? sad face)

Jessica Lange's back gave me nightmares.

We should all look as good as Jane Fonda at her age. Bombshell!

Meryl Streep thanking god- Harvey Weinstein. That's some funny shit.

And besides The Artist and My week with Marilyn that I LOVED, I honestly feel that this years movies in general aren't A+s if you know what I mean. The Help was an incredible book. Amazing. The movie? Meh. I enjoyed it. I cried. But to get all this hooplah? Strange.

There's always the fashion mishaps to make a gal happy. I've said it before and I'll say it again- these people have all the resources they can handle at their disposal. Designers throwing their shit at them and begging them to wear their designs. I just don't understand how they can still f*ck it up. How is that possible???? Thankfully it is possible and happens time and time again.

Here we go:

Best:

My #1. Rocked it.

My #2. Who doesn't adore Dior?

I mean obv. Oh Leo. You will win one day. I promise.



Liked a lot:
So zexy Reese!

So I should start watching Homeland?


The- I've come from the future and I (usually) dress like a loon (but tonight actually don't look THAT veird)- award goes to:
The-meh-awards:

It's pretty. And meh. You're so vild Natalie pairing red and pink together!


I love you so much Kristen. You're brilliant. But this color. Honestly. You were nominated for a Golden Globe!!!!! Wear a freakin color! Or red lipstick! Or something!


Just plain meh. I can even read her mind. It's saying meh.


The- could have, should have done better- awards go to:

Thought her face looked great. Her arms scared the hell out of me. The bodice, although so tight it looked like she couldn't breathe, was gorgeous. Then the dress unfolded into a taffeta nightmare. Had the dress continued fitted all the way down in the same material of the bodice, that would have been sick in my opinion.


The- you're gorgeous but would it kill you to stray from fishtail- award goes to:

She's amazing. Stunning and hilarious. Alls I'm saying is deviating wouldn't kill her.


The- I love you and want to love this but don't- award goes to:

Fits her so well. So flattering. She's so cute I don't even mind the head piece. I think it's the material that's throwing me off.


Again- she looks great. Too peacock-ee? Something's bothering me.


Worst hair:

So dying your hair grey is the new... nothing!!!!!!!!!

Worst-don't ask me if I'm engaged because I'm not wearing a ring but I am wearing a wedding dress so he can see how good I'll look- dress.

The b-a-d:

Both Deschanels- ffffffuggggg.

Sorry- love you Zooey but do not love your hair or this. Don't even think the purse green matches the dress green.


So nice to see you Buffy but when you admit your toddler picked out your outfit, where can this possibly go?


Oh Meryl. She gets a pass because she's Meryl. (Banana clip, pony tail, square dancing costume?!?!?!?)

Glee fug:

The seams say Forever XXI

Who do you think you are Ms. Michele? You are not Halle Berry. (There's a 72% chance this would have looked hot on HB) On LM, looks like a skating costume turned mermaid. Wowza. Nisht.

90% of the time fug. She just can't get it right. Looks like ebola is spreading up her chest and is about to swallow her up!

Julie Bowen. Great comedic actress. Modern Family deserves all the awards. Brilliantly hysterical.
But- this made me uncomfy. Like maybe she's too old for this look? I know that sounds mean. She did look lovely.

But maybe Olivia rocked it more in 2008?

And last but not least-

These 2 weirdos. Most people are saying Angie looked smashing. Dress is lovely. Fits her perfectly. Brad is whatever. Doesn't do it for me. When she came on stage to present, she looked like a vampire. So pale exaggerated by her bright red lips. She actually scared me. So harsh. Could they look any stiffer? They look like freakin wax figures! They're holding onto each other for dear life! I know they're saving the world and all but they, mostly Angie, really irk me.


And that is that. Whilst watching, we noticed a lady sweeping the red carpet. Clearly that is a job that must be mine. What better way to get paid to go to the Golden Globes?

Yours in Feck,

LW