Underwhelmed. Blah. Torture. Oy.
Oh Anne. James. Really?
The show itself- booooooooooooooring. Oh and BAD. Who was the writer for these hosts? They will NOT be winning any Oscars any time soon. I mean, didn't Anne and James realize how bad the writing was? Stand up for yourselves man! So embarrassing. For shits and giggles, check out James Franco's Twitter. http://twitter.com/jamesfranco
The opening segment? Was already covering my eyes. Was so so bad. We were so uncomfortable.
James was for sho high as a kite and Anne, well wasn't Anne just so bubbly!? OMFG. Wanted to punch her lights out. They couldn't have been worsely matched (I know that's not a word. But it seems to fit). He was so obviously craving a couch and Taco Bell. Didn't he look so uncomfortable?? Totally contrary to his partner in crime. (And this was a crime). She was so over the top confident it was very very hard to watch. And I did like her before this.
A few examples that explain my hatred:
Personal moment! *squeak*!
Aren't I just so grand?
I mean, honestly.
When Kirk Douglas came out and started talking, we cringed and teared up a bit. All I could focus on were his wobbly earlobes. But then we quickly realized that he was more charming, witty and more hilarious than A & J could ever possibly be. Who knew he'd be the star of the show? Props to Omar Sharif Jr. for contributing to the best part of the show.
The fashion was quite good! I'd say 88% all around.
My fave- Mila. Good girl. She did look a lil too shiny for my liking as she presented, but overall, she killed it. Kinda wish I could have asked Elie Saab to make this frock for me in white(ish) for my wedding dress.
2nd fave:
And 3rd:
Scarjo- better but still not incredible! Hair?!
Ya think red was a hot color?
I just want to know the last time Jennifer Lawrence ate. Someone please tell me. I'm going with 2009.
Good girl Nat!
Helena. Awesome.
Pot. Lid. Amazeballz.
Cate. Love you and your style. Feel like I should love this. I kinda do. A little. Maybe a bit too out there for the Oscars.
No Nicole. No.
Yes Halle. Yes.
Kinda on the fence about Gwynnie. Think I like it. Sleek. Calvin Klein.
This might have been the funniest moment for me. As usual, Helen Mirren rocked the fashion and I really do find Russel Brand hilarious. Not sure why his shtick doesn't annoy me yet.
Gorgeous. Regal.
Michelle Williams- anything is better than your Golden Globes insanity. This is very pretty. She did look stunning. Hair color is superb. Just quite similar to other gowns she's worn. But I suppose playing it safe is waaaaaaay better than a disaster.
Venice Film Festival September 2010
After parties! If you didn't see that movie, you should!!!!
Look at you Sandy lettin loose.
Yep. Everyone gets vild at the after partay.
Now, I know you from Cougar Town. Why are you there? Seriously. Someone tell me. And sitting with and kissing up to (literally) Michelle Williams. Anyone? Dying to know. And why is she stuffing her face like she has no idea where her next meal is coming from? (Look at both hands)
J-Hud looked incredible. Her boobies did make me a bit uncomfy.
So, award season is over. Baruch Hashem. No time like the present to go see: Black Swan, Barney's Version, True Grit, 127 Hours, Winter's Bone and Salt. (Kidding about that last one.)
I just want to make sure that my disappointment in Anne and James is clear. They weren't just bad. They were horrrrrrrrendous. Both in their own ways. I was longing for Alec or Dave or Ellen or Jon or Billy. Kept hoping it was a joke and that they would swoop in and save poor A & J. Even hoped that poor Kirk would take over!
Guess not. If only there were more serious issues in the world these days to focus on.
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