Going card shopping can be annoying. I usually roam up and down the aisles, looking at about 43 cards until by default I pick the best of the worst. I rarely find a really great card.
Those days are over people. Well, at least for me.
I found a line of cards that when I read the first one, I swear I heard angels singing. Hallelulyah! I think I even teared up a bit.
Now, they are not for everyone. And you MUST be careful with whom you give them to. You do not want to cause an adverse reaction to a celebratory moment, a get well moment or an I love you moment. That my friends, is what we would call a major backfire. You need to know that your peeps can handle this.
I tried out my first Bald Guy Greeting the other night and unless my BFF was being polite, she thought it was hysterical.
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In case you're too lazy it reads:
Happy birthday to my best friend. I'm kidding, you're like my 3rd best friend but they don't sell cards that say that.
For Valentine's Day:
Have I told you lately that I love you. Did it work? Did I get laid? Happy Valentine's Day.
Mother's Day:
Happy Mother's Day- Mom, thanks for giving birth to me. You nailed it.
Just because:
I don't even have a reason to get you a card. I just got you one. I guess that makes me one of the most amazing people you know.
And finally! A personal fave: Christmikakwanza:
Merry Christmas/Happy Hanukkah. Sorry, I wasn't sure which one you celebrated. I just knew it wasn't Kwanzaa.
I know, right??????? Perfect. For some. For me, the most sarcastic human alive. Don't say I didn't warn you!!!!!
baldguygreetings.com or Westmount Stationery on Sherbrooke.
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